Saturday, 28 June 2014

Another mindblowing article: English vs Mandarin

While most Singaporeans couldn't wait to ditch their Chinese textbooks upon entering JC/Poly (equivalent of high school), I went on to complete Chinese at 'A' levels.
The main reason was because I was the last batch of the high school system of "first three months" and having attained astonishing results and entering possibly the best JC (that would be Junior College) in Singapore, the school that supports great education did not support my wish to take on Double Mathematics (combination 2 Maths courses, Physics & Chemistry).
Reason being,"you did not take this combination in your previous school (still Top 5 JC locally) so I am afraid you might not be able to catch up with our syllabus. Moreover, it is not just a 3 months' worth compared to the classes in other JCs because we have lower turnover rates than most places so we have covered quite a lot of material." (not exact words but the gist is there).

So, who cares if my results were really astonishing because it didn't even affect an educator's mindset that a student might have the potential to do well.
Anyway, I was a wimp.
I didn't push for it like I did when I so wanted to go back to my previous school and made an appeal with the principal. Some drama there, I ran after her.
#bitches #bothyouandme

Anyway, stayed in the Top JC for namesake and I went on to do Chinese because well, of the choices available for my capability and study interests, Mandarin is a beautiful language.

It was a level up but oh dear, Mandarin is (was?) really a beautiful language!
If you want to challenge yourself, see Mandarin in many forms.


Originally in English,
You say that you love rain,
but you open your umbrella when it rains...
You say that you love the sun,
but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines...
You say that you love the wind,
But you close your windows when wind blows...
This is why I am afraid;
You say that you love me too...

普通版:
你说你喜欢雨,但是下雨的时候你却撑开了伞;
你说你喜欢阳光,但当阳光播撒的时候,你却躲在阴凉之地;
你说你喜欢风,但清风扑面的时候,你却关上了窗户。
我害怕你对我也是如此之爱。

文艺版:
你说烟雨微芒,兰亭远望;
后来轻揽婆娑,深遮霓裳。
你说春光烂漫,绿袖红香;
后来内掩西楼,静立卿旁。
你说软风轻拂,醉卧思量;
后来紧掩门窗,漫帐成殇。
你说情丝柔肠,如何相忘;
我却眼波微转,兀自成霜。

五言诗版:
恋雨偏打伞,爱阳却遮凉。
风来掩窗扉,叶公惊龙王。
片言只语短,相思缱倦长。
郎君说爱我,不敢细思量。

七言绝句版:
恋雨却怕绣衣湿,喜日偏向树下倚。
欲风总把绮窗关,叫奴如何心付伊。

七律压轴版:
江南三月雨微茫,罗伞叠烟湿幽香。
夏日微醺正可人,却傍佳木趁荫凉。
霜风清和更初霁,轻蹙蛾眉锁朱窗。
怜卿一片相思意,犹恐流年拆鸳鸯。

<and from here onwards, I'm about to shoot my brains out>
诗经版:
子言慕雨,启伞避之。
子言好阳,寻荫拒之。
子言喜风,阖户离之。
子言偕老,吾所畏之。

离骚版:
君乐雨兮启伞枝,
君乐昼兮林蔽日,
君乐风兮栏帐起,
君乐吾兮吾心噬。

Monday, 9 June 2014

Mandarin made some foreigners cry?

translated from: 2014年外国人中文十级试题,老外泪流满面交白卷回国了

A Filipino friend of mine learnt Chinese at school. She's interested in the language but I guess she doesn't have much opportunities to become fluent in it. Anyway, I thought this was fun for her to read and I'm going to translate this article for her (click on the title in Chinese characters!) My explanation, if in Chinese, will be in traditional characters because that's what she learnt.

2014年外国人中文十级考试题:请考生写出以下两句话的区别在哪里?
Mandarin Examination Level 10 (2014)
Please state the difference between the corresponding phrases below.

1. 冬天:能穿多少穿多少; 夏天:能穿多少穿多少。 
1. In winter: wear as much as you can; In summer: wear as little as you can.
*1st pattern: =able to, 穿=wear, 多少=how much, 穿多少=wear how much (this is real Singlish but you'll get it; 多少 is a pair here, literally means "how much?" 多少錢=how much money?,多少飯=how much rice (do you want?) )
2nd pattern: =able to, 穿=wear, 多少=how little, 穿多少=wear that little
(in the 2nd pattern, +adjective = emphasis of that adjective. 多大=extent of the biggness in size etc.)

2. 剩女产生的原因有两个,一是谁都看不上,二是谁都看不上。 
2. Women are left on the shelves(=剩女) due to 2 reasons.
One being that she can't like anybody, another being nobody likes her.
看不上=to be interested/think the other party matches you
One being she is unable to see the people around her as her match, second being her personal qualities are not that attractive for the people around her. --> This one is difficult.

3. 地铁里听到一个女孩大概是给男朋友打电话,我已经到西直门了,你快出来往地铁站走。如果你到了,我还没到,你就等着吧。如果我到了,你还没到,你就等着吧。
3. (I) overheard a girl in the train, probably she was talking to her boyfriend on the phone,"I am already at Ximenzhi (station name), you better be out and walking towards the train station. If you're there and I'm not, you'll just have to wait. If I'm there and you're not, just you wait! (meaning she's going to get back at him)"
First 你就等着吧=you+shall/have to+wait
Second 你就等着吧=JUST YOU WAIT! here, 就等着吧 is a phrase often used when the speaker is angry and threatening the listener.

4.单身的原因:原来是喜欢一个人,现在是喜欢一个人。
4. The reasons for being single: Originally you liked someone, now you enjoy being by yourself.
一个人 can mean a person (counting # of people) or being alone.

5.两种人容易被甩:一种不知道什么叫做爱,一种不知道什么叫做爱。
5. Two types of people who get dumped easily: One type doesn't know what is love, the other doesn't know what is "make love" (sex).
First part, 什么叫做+ where love is the concept.
Second part, 什么叫+做爱 where 做爱=sex is the concept.


6.想和某个人在一起的两种原因:一种是喜欢上人家,另一种是喜欢上人家。 
6. Two reasons where you want to be with another person:
One reason being that you have fallen for the person, the other being enjoying grinding/riding etc. (you name the verb) that person.
First part 喜欢上(fallen for)+人家(the other person).
Second part 喜欢+(the verb)+人家(the other person).

7.女孩约的男孩迟到了有两个原因:
1、睡过了。2、睡过了。
7. There are 2 reasons if a guy is late for a date:
1, Overslept. 2, Have already gotten you into bed.
means sleep or having sex. 
means passed or over or having done something before.

老外终于泪流满面,交白卷,回国了
The foreigner finally burst into tears, handed a blank sheet and went back to his own country.

文部科学省 Monbukagakushou Scholarship for Research Student (Singapore version)

Have you dreamt of living in Japan?
Do you also enjoy studying/research work?
It's the time of the year again to apply for the Monbushou scholarship!


Trivia: 
Before, the ministry was known as Monbushou but they have been renamed Monbukagakushou (文部科学省). They offer the following scholarships for:
undergraduates (full scholarship),
specialized training college students,
research students (full scholarship), 
teacher training students, and
exchange students (for Japanese studies majors). まじいいな~

I have applied twice.
The first time, I received notice to take the exams while I was overseas = I booked a holiday when I should have been all-ready in Singapore? SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD PLS. Anyway, I had to withdraw. *NOTE: Check the schedule that will be posted on the Japan embassy's website!!!

The second time I got through all the way to the interview round but I didn't perform well during my interview due to some personal reasons. Then again, if I had REALLY REALLY wanted it, that wouldn't have happened. Point being, make sure you know this is what you want. FOCUS, PEOPLE!

The myth goes that if you can get a recommendation from a professor, you're going to pass. 
But no, since a few years ago, many universities have blocked off such contacts from potential students and only allow direct communication with the prof AFTER you have passed the primary screening and received a recommendation from the ministry. 

Still, I would recommend you know what it is that you want to do and start preparing for research ideas in the area of your choice. Also, they would totally recommend you apply for what you have done for your undergraduate paper or something related to your work (if you come with work experience).

Things you’ll need to prepare:
1. Main application form
2. One application attachment form
3. Your study plan
4. Recommendation from a previous professor & employer (if currently employed)
5. Graduation cert + transcript
6. 4 photographs (4.5cm x 3.5cm)
7. Abstract of your thesis
Health certification is only required upon their notification so just leave that out. Anyway, I’m only speaking for the application in Singapore.
Pick 3 professors whom you most likely will want to work with, according to similar research interest. As for the most difficult part, THE STUDY PLAN.
a) What you last studied
b) The research you want to do in Japan
c) Details of your research plan

So if you get it, as a research student you get 143k JPY. when you move on to masters, its 144k JPY (as of 2013 update). Registration usually starts in April/May~July. Seriously, double check the schedule for upcoming tests and interviews. Good luck!

P.S. You may arrange a session to meet up with the consultant in the Japan embassy if you are still unsure or have other questions.

For forms & more info, visit the Japan embassy website.